After nine days of San Antonian monkey madness, escaped spider monkey W.C. Fields has been caught and brought back home to Primarily Primates. That’s him above looking a wee bit woozy after going bananas for over a week and getting a shot of tranquilizers. Executive director of Primarily Primates Stephen Tello was one of the first to spot him.
“I looked over, and there was the monkey,” he said excitedly by phone. “I tried to coax him over with grapes, but other people started to pull over and he shot off across the road.”
W.C. had been so well-fed during his time on the lam that he wasn’t interested in Tello’s fruit. He was also distracted by a number of onlookers who’d gathered on the side of the road, Tello said, and scaled a fence at Concept-Therapy Institute.
Daniel Rodriguez, a handler at Primarily Primates who knows W.C. well, was able to calm him by hand-feeding him grapes and bananas.
A Concept-Therapy Institute employee coaxed W.C. into an empty auditorium, and once he was locked in, Tello sedated him with the dart.
After being returned he was reunited with his mother Bertha and his sister Rosie. Awwww…
Anyway, I’m happy for the little guy. Sure, Primarily Primates might not be the jungle, but it’s definitely better than suburban Texas with its fried butter, midday duels, and unavoidably obnoxious Cowboys’ fans.
–Cap’n W.C. Jack
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