New Delhi’s Got Monkey Security Guards! Your Move, America

New Delhi, India is hosting the Commonwealth Games.  It’s like a mini-Olympics with the swimming, and the running, and the whatnot.  But there’s a serious problem threatening to ruin all the fun at the games…

Monkeys!

They’re everywhere in New Delhi.  They invade government buildings, homes, and now Commonwealth Game venues.  It’s a real pain in the baboon ass.  But the New Delhi Municipal Council (NDMC) has come up with an inventive solution to keep the simian pests at bay.

Monkey security guards!  Huzzah!