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And now to our correspondent, the Weather Baboon!

31 Aug

The folks here at Chimps Ahoy are dedicated to bringing you monkey news and updates from all over the world, and weather is certainly no exception. Luckily for you, dear reader, I have just received a communique from our weather correspondent, the Weather Baboon, deep in the Borneo jungle! Take it away, WB!

W.B. here reporting from steamy Borneo, Indonesia!

The 95% humidity has turned over to rain tonight, and the orangutans are not happy! Those without palm leaves to cover their heads have been eying my umbrella jealously! The news just gets worse from there so I’d best not tell them that they have at least another five days of steady rain and thunderstorms ahead lest I lose my bananas to them as well!

The 90 plus degree heat will only add to the orangutan agitation.

Thanks, WB! Is there anything else you want to pass along?

Yes, there is! My immediate family lives in the beautiful wine country of Cape Point and I’d like to get an ook-out to them!

That’s wonderful, WB. By the way, did you know there’s an article on them in the Monkeys In The News section of Chimps Ahoy! about their fondness for, ummm, drinking?

Oh…no….

Can you tell us about the weather in Cape Point?

Beautiful drinking weather! Mix of sun and clouds with highs in the 60′s and lows in the 50′s. Here’s a few pictures of my family:

WB, signing off…

Thanks again, WB! We’ll be sure to check in with you periodically. And don’t worry about that Cape Point baboon that became too much of a drunken nusiance and had to be destroyed. It probably wasn’t anyone in your family.

WHA??

-Limejuiceboy

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