Mental Note: Don’t Look at Gorilla Porn

Thirty-two year old John Ridley of England is learning that lesson after going to court for having over 79,000 indecent pictures on his computer, including (you guessed it!)…

Gorilla porn.

Here’s how the Northampton Chronicle described the photo:

“an extreme pornographic image which portrayed in an explicit and realistic way a person performing an act of intercourse with a live gorilla”

Yuck.  And the other pictures he had were even worse if you can believe it.  So, instead of more nasty details, let’s just go over the lessons learned here:

1. Don’t look at gorilla porn
2. Don’t make gorilla porn, and most importantly…
3. Don’t (DON’T!) have sex with a gorilla.

That is all.

–Cap’n Blackjack in the Mist

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